"Other duties as assigned" includes:
-Tying Shoes
-Zipping Backpacks
-Trying to enforce the "no pedestrians in the staff lot" signage
Interesting snippets of overheard conversations today:
#1
Mom: Did anyone poop their pants?
Son: Not yet this week.
#2
Kiddo A: Let's run all the way to my house like Esteban is chasing us.
Kiddo B: No, let's race like the drug lords are chasing us instead.
This is easily the most fun job ever!
Post a Comment