Diary of a Crossing Guard, Day 6

I chatted with a new-to-Texas mom this afternoon and she expressed how thankful she was that temps would be going down "soon" since it'll be fall in a couple weeks. Had to break it to her that "fall" in Texas is, uh, not really a thing. High temps continue, as far as the meteorologist can see! Poor thing...moving to Texas when it's blazing hard can be a pain!