Mom: We'll head home in just a few minutes after Mommy stops at Sonic for Happy Hour.
Bubba: Happy Hour? Sis, that sound like Mom's taking us to a bar? Really, Mom?
Big Girl: Maybe she'll get us something.
Mom: I'm just going to get myself a nice big soda so I can stay awake long enough tonight to get everything done.
Big Girl: Me, too! Soda, please!
Bubba: Mmm. Yeah. Me, too. Or boobs.
Big Girl: Gross. Knock it off. Soda, please!
Mom: No, guys. We'll eat right after we get home. Mommy just needs to get a soda.
Bubba: Needs? No, Mommy needs help.
Big Girl: You're addicted, Mom.
Bubba: Milk?
Big Girl: No, to Sonic.
Bubba: No, I want milk.
Mom: Bubby, hang tight. We'll be home soon. Promise.
Bubba: Sis, can you get online and Google “Sonic addiction?”
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