Here are my thoughts on this week's Saturday NIGHT race:
- How 'bout that wind???
- Hey Jerry - did you have 160k at the Super Bowl? Yeah, didn't think so.
- Very classy National Anthem with the Armed Forces Brass Brigade.
- Note to Fox: never ever ever again break away from a flyover to show Jimmy Johnson making out with his wife.
- Note to Jimmy: Shave. That is all.
- Note to Fox, again: Gee. Cowboy hats in Texas. That's original.
- Note to Patti: thanks for letting me borrow
. - "Boogity, boogity, boogity - let's go racing TEXAS style, boys!" Yeehaw!
- Lap 4: Husband asks Toddler for a beer. Toddler obliges. Husband remarks, "I knew I had a child for a good reason." Mom rolls eyes.
- Laps 5-119: Yaaaaaaaaaawn.
- Lap 120: One word for this wreck: OUCH!
- Lap 298: Ya'll might like Pit Stop Roulette, but I am not a fan.
- Lap 300something: Can we go back to 2005 numbers and colors? I just realized I was rooting for the wrong damn car. *Sigh* It's late.
- Lap 320: Get off the track, Kurt. Just go. I don't care who wins, just not you.
- Lap 321: Kenseth. Really?
- Lap 331: Kenseth. Really.
- Lap 334: Kenseth. Really!
See ya'll in 'Dega!
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