Some of my discussions with my kiddos are about the tough issues in life...biting, sharing, and, of course, potty training. Here's a recent exchange with Big Girl.
Mom: Do you have to go potty, honey?
Big Girl: Nope. I'm busy asking you to put Dora on the TV.
Mom: Are you sure? You haven't gone in awhile.
Big Girl: Mo-om! No. I want to watch Dora, please.
Mom: Ok, well let me know when you're ready.
Big Girl: Duh. Dora! Now!
Five minutes later...
Big Girl: [Grunt]
Mom: Are you going potty?
Big Girl: Nope! I'm underwater basket weaving. With Dora!
Mom: Come on. Let's go potty.
Big Girl: Uh, ok. But you're not going to like this.
Mom: Like what? Hey, why is there a great big green cloud of noxiousness wafting from your backside?
[Fail]
[end scene]
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